Certainly open

If you could be any celebrity’s bitch… who would you choose? (Don’t pick Yoda… he’s all mine!)

I think I suffer from penis envy… not mine, but those other sluts who are getting it all the time. I’m so jealous. I need a daddy to keep my mouth full.

Let’s get some “randomness” out there, gurls… here’s mine:

I say… get rid of those pants… forever!